Discussion in 'Awesome HITS' started by Loxxed, Nov 17, 2017.
Uhm so like, party time?
Mturk or something, at this point, who needs marshmellows?
Why did no-one sign the paperwork today?
Aww nobody gets paid.
How to contact any requester.
They get mucho angry.
Drink the crown royal.
Fill in 25 request forms at 33 different locations.
Hope your true love and best friend realizes it's time to stop fighting and sign the paperwork; if she does not have authority she will talk to the boss and you can wait for 25 minutes, in the break room or something.
Smoke the cigarette, but with this lighter not that one.
Fill out paperwork again this time with your eyes shut.
Hit submit with eyes shut. It's usually the enter button.
Click on the pretty blue button you created after 10 seconds of trying to figure out how to do everything and be the person you are supposed to do.
Slack for another 30 seconds.
Remember to inhale and breathe in some oxyge.
Quit smoking for 20 minutes.
Wait for the person who posted over there to go go drink the crown royal but he drank it 10 minutes ago.
Create the master wand of life and death and thee triforce and split it up intro twnety pieces with your eyes shut. Do it again just becuse.
Also then like after that you just keep your eyes shut while talking to people because until you press that pretty blue button nobody gets the messages.
Wheres the percocets 10's at?
I literally said I would ask everyone, and no I didn't forget about you and I'm sorry it took so long.
You all no work today because I work today. Go FUCKING RELAX.
post reply with eyes open because you typed all of that with them shut.
BLINK a few times.
Remember the sky is blue sometimes, but not all the time.
Ask why the dark grey clouds are in the pretty blue sky.
-cry- a little.
Yell that persons real name so fucking loud that they're just like what the fuck. Okay I'll be home RIGHT NOW.
Run towards them and go visit, but don't stay forever, because you remember main rules and that's not your house.
^How to successfully acomplish anything and everything, from a generation that was "doomed" to fail.
Incidentally, not that anyone wants to hear this kind of thing, but as of some time this week, it's been over a year since I had anything to drink. I haven't really been telling people, because it's just sort of a thing that's there, but it's kind of nice. It had been off the rails for a while, to say the least, and things are much more peaceful and stable in my life now, regardless of however the hell I imagine I must sound in here sometimes.
That being said, that drink looks like a pretty good one and I hope you got to enjoy it and partake in all the shenanigans.
Separate names with a comma.